There's a thousand things I wish the hell I could say about myself. The most I can say right now is (like a thousand other kids) I have a pie-in-the-sky dream to be a fucking good musician. So all I can do is compose my little melodies, write my little songs, and hope to effing God that that pie-in-the-sky comes down and let's me eat it.

I'm hella effed up. Not the most messed up person you'll ever know, just thinking that I am since I adore being negative. I'm always attaching myself to my super-pale, reclusive boyfriend who used to live locally, but now lives in NY (see picture).

And if you want to hear my 'demos', listen to that myspace. I haven't recorded shit since I was 16, and I don't promise golden songs since I have no band and no enthusiasm in what I do. But you know what? I still like showcasing my dumb self.

So enjoy! And thanks a bunches.

Astrology, tarot cards, webcomics, books, delicious puppies, your parents, living like a gypsy eventually.

They Might Be Giants, Ace of Base, Garbage, Apocalyptica, Ayumi Hamasaki, The Beatles, Ben Folds (Five), Dir en Grey, Jack off Jill, Outkast, System of a Down, Goldfinger, OKGO, Pink, Psycho le Cemu, Raphael, Sugarcult, Malice Mizer, hide, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance, Rooney, Skindred, No Doubt, Liz Phair, The Killers, Ulrich Schnauss, Scarling, Muse, Macy Gray, The Hush Sound, The Seatbelts, The Pillows, Mindless Self Indulgence, Shiny Toy Guns, Akon, Gogol Bordello, Linkin Park

I Heart Huckabees, Fight Club, Mulan, Ratz, Drop Dead Fred, O Brother Where Art Thou, Monty Pythons Meaning of Life, Heathers, Donnie Darko, Run Lola Run, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Willard, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, The Goonies, The Baxter, Labyrinth, Office Space, Borat, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Idiocracy, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Butterfly Effect, Hot Fuzz, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest, American Splendor, Across the Universe

Dead Like Me, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop, The Fairly Oddparents, King of the Hill, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Kappa Mikey, Peacemaker Kurogane, The Simpsons, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Tom Goes to Mayor, Moral Orel, Outlaw Star, Monty Python, Malcolm in the Middle, Home Movies, Whose Line is it Anyway, Laverne and Shirley, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Trading Spouses, Princess Yucie, Paranoia Agent, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Andy Milonakis Show

Harry Potter Series, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, Choke, Catch 22, You and You and You, Yoss, Lullaby